almost haunted

i stuck my dick in this game like a rapist

they call me slim roethlisberger

i go bezerker than a fed-up post-office worker

a merk her with a mossberg

i'm pissed off get murdered

like someone took a ketchup squirter

squirted a frankfurter

for a gangster you shoulda shit your pants

when you saw the chainsaw get to waving

like a terrible towel

i faced her around

but his fangs come out

get your brains blown out

that's what i call blowing your mind

when i come back

like nut on your spine

i'm a thumb tack

that you slept on son

now here i come screaming attack like i just stepped on one

low on the totem till he showed 'em

defiance

giant scrotum

he don't owe them bitches shit

his bridges

he out grow'd em

come on

come on don't leave me like this

i thought i had you figured out

something's gone terribly wrong

you're all i wanted

come on

come on don't leave me like this

i thought i had you figured out

can't breath whenever you gone

can't turn back now

i'm haunted

i'm back for revenge

i lost a battle that ain't happening again

i'm at your throat like strep

i step

strapped with a pen

metaphors wrote on my hand

someone distorted my mint

read some i wrote on a napkin

i do what i have to to win

pull at it all stops

any who touch a mic prior's

not even austin powers

how the fuck are they mike meyers

and tell that psycho to pass the torch

to the whack before i take a shit in his jack-o-lantern

and smash it on his porch

now get off my dick

dick's too short a word for my dick

get off my antidisestablishmentariani sm

you prick

you call me the champ; call me the space shuttle destroyer

i just blew up the challenger

matter fact i need a lawyer

i displaced my clause with enough plaster

to make a cast beat his ass naked and peed in his corner like burn choyder

you're the eminem backwards

you're mini-me

see he's in a whole nother weight class

he smokes your bb's you beat back bullets

you're full of it; you were just in his cd's

left at infinite

now he's back like someone pissed in his wheaties

no peace treaties

he's turned into a beast

his new slim shady ep's got the attention of the mighty d. r. e

i'm haunted i'm dead your gone

come on

come on don't leave me like this

i thought i had you figured out

something's gone terribly wrong

won't finish what you started

come on

come on don't leave me like this

i thought i had you figured out

can't breath whenever you gone

can't go back

i'm haunted

oooooh

you and i walk a fragile line

i have known it all this time

never ever thought i'd see it break. never thought i'd see it