i was actually five hours late though
i missed my friend's engagement
missed my girlfriend's ultrasound
had a job interview but i woke up in a state
but ask me if i'd do it again and i would say
i don't even own a watch but man
ask me if i'd do it again and i would say
it's the number one faffer
number one bag-packing slacker
number one traffic jammer
yeah i got the radio on but even lionel richie can't stop this anger
i'm looking at my cabbie like 'boss
have you ever seen men in black?
remember that bit when they push a red button and go super-fast
so now i gotta ring my friend and think on the spot
i'm gonna be another forty minutes
because i just saved an orphan
and when i die i'll get turned away from heaven's gate
and there'll be hell to pay
you were supposed to be here yesterday'
'sorry i didn't fucking die sooner
i missed my best friend's wedding
missed my first kid being born
'cause i woke up the next day
but ask me if i'd do it again and i would say
i don't even own a watch but man
ask me if i'd do it again and i would say
blame it on the alcohol or on a reefer
blame it on a two-week stint in ibiza
blame it on the last episode of game of thrones
i got girlfriends acting khaleesi
time drags on and i'm late when they see me
it's luigi trying to get a star
going double-fast just to keep my princess peachy
and you can eat my lack-of-punctuality sandwich
it's not all london and manhattan
there are places on earth than enjoy relaxing
until then i'll get a flat white with added lack of nap-time
and whatever will help me fucking not miss my commitments
i fall victim to thinking everything will just go smoothly
and now my best friend hates me
and my family's moved away
but it feels like holiday
'cause now i ain't got shit to do so i can sleep all day
i don't even own a watch but man
ask me if i'd do it again and i would say
you haven't got teleportation
i didn't even finish that on time