amp it up, dan (interlude)

and so

kacey had an emo moment in her bedroom

because sometimes

just sometimes

a great singing career

a bunch of grammys

and this over the top bathroom just aren't enough

yet as christmas eve rolled on

would kacey get ready in time?

would she sing another holiday ditty that's overplayed in cafes and shopping mall restrooms?

and most importantly

would more celebrity friends continue to make surprise appearances that everyone sees coming but kacey?

i don't know

dan

hey

what are you doing?

oh

i'm just

um

i'm just freshening up in your bathroom

look

if you could be just a little less negative when you narrate

that would be

that'd be nice

wow

okay

um

it's christmas

you know? we need christmas cheer

lots of cheer

you know

happy. you know

you're funny and that's kinda why we hired you

so

you know

so cheer then?

cheer

for a corporate holiday in this political climate

okay

sure

if cheer is what you want

kacey

then cheer is what you'll get

thank you

thank you

right

thank you so much

bye

welcome back

friends!

where was i? oh right

it's christmas eve and kacey still couldn't find her nana's christmas ornament