anderson the snowflake

anderson the snowflake was a hard-line democrat

and he hates them boys in jacked up trucks with camo on their hats

anderson the snowflake couldn't make the football team

so he set up shop at starbucks and he blogged about his dreams

there must've been some soy milk in that coffee that he drank

'cause you've never seen a little turd so offended and afraid

oh

anderson the snowflake made a great big protest sign

full of angry words with big bold font and he held it up real high

the police came in told him he would have to go away

when he wouldn't leave they pumped him in the eyes with pepper spray

oh

anderson the snowflake cried all the way back home

'cause this was the first time in his life somebody told him no

he won't support the president he won't support our troops

but no one cares 'cause anderson is a full-blown man-bun douche

oh

anderson the snowflake was a hard-line democrat

and he hates them boys in jacked up trucks with camo on their hats