angry birds rap

yeah!

it's your boy

red

word up to my cocks in the henhouse

it's about time we put these swine in their place

uh

uh

uh

little piggy

little piggy

let me come in

not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin

i got an appetite and i'm comin' for your eggs

how you gonna take 'em if you don't have any legs?

airstrike inbound

got the piggies shakin'

anybody else like the smell of fresh bacon?

birds of a feather flock together

two heads are good

but three are better

there is nothing that can hold us back

we're tearing down your walls

wood

stone and glass

who built your house? cuz it's useless

bro

you pigs should be on a home improvement show

hey terence!

what?

do the bulldozer

flatten these hogs like a pork steamroller

my turn to fly

now the game's over

piggies ain't safe cuz i don't eat kosher

angry is what you made me

but when you mess with my nest

can you blame me?

cuz i got more rage than a case of rabies

that's the reason everybody wants to play me

piggies hate me when i get angry

i take 'em to the slaughterhouse on the daily

like it was my job

someone oughtta pay me

now you know what happens when you make me angry

it won't be my eggs you have for lunch

trust him on that

because he packs a punch

beware me

i'm a very scary canary

the bird you call on when you need a hail mary

i make a big impact

doubling the rubble

chuck's got feathers you don't wanna ruffle

i'm the kind of birdy who stays away from trouble

but if trouble troubles me

i'm putting trouble in a bubble

somebody say my name?

i came to grab a snack

you just ate dinner

shouldn't you be cutting back?

well

i can't help my metabolism's fast

besides

sometimes it pays to be fat

hal's in the house

so nobody fear

i'll boomerang around 'em

then i'll pound 'em in the rear

i'm sick of these pigs like i got swine flu

time to wipe 'em out

someone light my fuse

i'm just an angry bird

nobody's angrier

soon enough

you will learn to fear birds

that's right piggies

ya heard it here first

build a castle and we'll knock it down

because we are the hardest cocks around

call us crazy

flying off slingshots

but nothing you do is gonna stop this flock

we're just a bunch of cocky cocks

flying high and droppin' bombs

i got these dumb hogs all shell-shocked

hope you guys like your pork cooked well-done

this is our nest and we're gonna protect it

we'll hit you pigs where you least expect it

fall back

piggies!

we're surrounded!

ooh

new high score

let me tweet about it

i got a golden egg

now you're gonna get snubbed

i'll be rolling in the dough while you're rolling in the mud

throw up the white flag!

time to surrender!

we'll give you a whooping you don't wanna remember

anytime

anyplace

any freakin' season

we love killin' piggies

we don't even need a reason

angry is what you made me

but when you mess with my nest

can you blame me?

cuz i got more rage than a case of rabies

that's the reason everybody wants to play me

piggies hate me when i get angry

i take 'em to the slaughterhouse on the daily

like it was my job

someone oughtta pay me

now you know what happens when you make me angry

i'm just an angry bird

nobody's angrier

soon enough

you will learn to fear birds

that's right piggies

ya heard it here first

build a castle and we'll knock it down

because we are the hardest cocks around

you know

that last line

i probably shoulda rephrased that

but

uh. ah

whatever