angry birds vs. clash of clans rap battle

yo

it's your boy red

got a fortress? lemme destroy it

everybody make noise to annoy them

you call that a castle or a toy

man?

we got mad cocks in the henhouse

you and the rest of your clan better get out

by the time i'm done

you'll barely stand

your just a bunch of smelly barbarians

what'd you say? i couldn't hear

with all these cannons in my ear

barbarian? why yes i am

everyone in my family is a manly man

you think your tough enough to break these walls?

then replace yourselves with cannonballs

unlike you i can stand on legs

favorite breakfast? scrambled eggs!

gaming on the go has just blown up

all your consoles are getting shown up

so everybody throw your mobile phones up

if the kind of game you play is the one that's unplugged

feel the power in the palm of your hand

you got an army waiting at your command

one question that can separate a boy from a man

do you fly with the flock or do you clash with the clan?

well

i keep it fresh and mix it up

when i'm taking names and kicking up

from christmastime to outer-space

we got no problem with a change of pace

i may not have hands

but you're about to get slapped

ever since 2009

we've been the top mobile app!

oh

come on

that's laughable! you have to be

the lamest game without any strategy

when you pass my numbers

get back to me

my castle stands like a masterpiece

any fan of yours is an amateur

you fly as well as a hamburger

hail the clan

you know our name

we're about to change the way we game!

all you need is cash to be good at clash

you can never buy enough gems for your stash

no! it's all about tactics

that's a fact

strategy is what you feathered-freaks will never grasp

i mean

who needs you and your useless expansion packs

and what's the fuss with your eggs? because they never hatch!

oh yeah? well

you got a face only a mother could adore

and i bet her beard grows just as thick as yours!

gaming on the go has just blown up

all your consoles are getting shown up

so everybody throw your mobile phones up

if the kind of game you play is the one that's unplugged

feel the power in the palm of your hand

you got an army waiting at your command

one question that can separate a boy from a man

do you fly with the flock or do you clash with the clan?

you and me

beak-breath

we will never be equals

you had a star wars add on that was including the prequels!

you know

i've killed a lot of hogs

man

that's for sure

but i've never seen a group of pigs as big as yours

so you can stick to your lame game of waiting around

but don't let me near your town hall

or i'm gonna bring it all down!

hop on your slingshot and send your fat butts back home

i know your angry

but i gotta ask; are you mad

bro?

gaming on the go has just blown up

all your consoles are getting shown up

so everybody throw your mobile phones up

if the kind of game you play is the one that's unplugged

feel the power in the palm of your hand

you got an army waiting at your command

one question that can separate a boy from a man

do you fly with the flock or do you clash with the clan?