animals parody

bart baker

i've been a pop star for a long time. people's sexiest man alive

now it's time for me to be seen as a massive creep

that's why in this video i look like a sick pedo

and why i'm stalking a lady like she is fresh meat

my beard's gross

this video's all about me

maroon 5 is nowhere to be seen

i'm showing off my abs and all of my tattoos

i've done commercials bout acne

i've got a show on nbc

it is time that i show you what else i can do

yea

i can stand in rain in a hoodie

i can develop photography

i can hump pretend hunks of meat

i can act totally crazy

i can take pictures on my smart phone

i can smear blood on my hot muscles

this is just like american psycho"