answering machine skit

i saw you in that one video and was like

god

you knowwwww

you look so good

that was for one of the same ones

you know you've always wanted on tv but

you understand how excited i am

umm

just so i remember

y'know

it it has a girl on the answering machine but

i think this is still you

i think that sometimes you don't like me the way i like you!

just wanna kill myself or kill somebody

but

then i don't because i think that if i die

y'know

you're still dead

then how are we gonna be together?

i just have to wait until you die then there's that working against us

so

i don't know

i don't want to kill anyone but

that's just how strong my love is for you

that i would kill you and then myself on some total

shakespeare

romeo and juliet type stuff

just

so that i can prove to you

prove to the world

prove to my mom

y'know even prove to my

psychiatrist

that y'know this is

this is deep

this is it right here

to replay press 1 wow"