answering machine skit 2

lil' kim

hey what's up? leave me a massage and i'll get back to you!

yo kim what's good? holla at your boy. just waiting for you to get back up in here so we can make another classic

you know what i mean? any lil' extra com you need i got that black car for you it's nothing and matter of fact imma hold them royalty checks

put them in a little stock and bond so when you out of there you're all good. 'aight?

yo kim this julie greenwald calling. everybody is calling me

this album is fucking off the hook. i got halle berry dying to be in your next video. you gotta call me man

pick up the phone call me

we gotta lock some shit down while you're away. but this shit is on fire

call me!

yo kim what up? it's sha man

whassup? i see you ain't answering the phone but uumm.hold your head while you in there i know is nothing you a soldier

holla at your boy. sha-dash. yo kim

pick up

what up? it's kev lars. oh shit

i forgot

call me back

i guess you'll call me back when you get that quarter. you know

call me back when you get a chance baby girl

i'm just missing you

wanna give you an update

you know me

i know you listening to the voicemail. but you so hot you might have a cell in there

so give me a call back

aight? peace!

yo kim it's your brother man

just calling saying god damn

we gotta do this bullet. but uumm

we gon' knock it down

you a jones god damn it

you got jones in your blood

you gon' do that man

you gon' knock that bullet right in the ass. kim what up? it's hill. listen

call me when you get this i need to talk to you it's real real real real important. i got donald trump called earlier this morning wants to know what's up

when you gon' go in with him half partners on this hotel. and then you got bill gates calling on the computer stuff. rundell calling me every five minutes

like he needs answers

i just need you to call me when you get this it's real important

aight? talk to you in a minute

peace!

ayo you never answer your motherfucking phone

it's you boy ado

you know. yo i just got back on the real

y'know i'm saying. you got a banger i heard the ablum is exceptional

y'know i'm saying? i'm looking foward to spending some of these millions!

what up kimmy? it's sugar shav here

imma call you every motherfucking day and play a new motherfucking beat on your phone

you heard? word!

my name's nigel motherfucker

your bootlegger. i bootleg everything! i done told you that before motherfucker. what the fuck is wrong with you motherfuckers? you keep talking she's walking.