apex predator

jt machinima

survival's all i've ever know

selection status: natural

what comes next

let's evolve

i'm living off the fat of the land with the animals

blood and sweat

flesh and bone

stranded on the sand

i stand alone

as i gather wood stacks

thatch and stone

to make spears and axes

better get your own

unless a battle's what you're askin' for

aggro me

i'll trash your home

can you practice actin' passive? no!

i have a bow

do you wanna catch arrows?

or get your back stabbed with a raptor toe?

get some clothes

or you'll catch a cold

slashin' and hackin'

i stay active though

bashin' carnivores like it's wack-a-mole

trappin' 'em in a bola while i'm landin' blows

pachy attack! that'll crack your dome

after i choke ya

as if a boa had your throat

you just croaked

like massive toad

put the tribe on my back

like a saddle bro

pack your travel bags and roam

grab a hatchet

pull up your bootstraps and go

the map is vast

but your path's unknown

call me tyrannosaur - i have the throne

i rise at the crack of dawn

eat a couple stimberries

hold back a yawn

i'm a pterodactyl defecating

and you're standing where i'm crappin' on

i'm a rappin' neanderthal

ain't scared of sharp claws and massive jaws

i'm the reason you stay inside after dark

because i practically run jurassic park

my world is a paradise with open doors

climb up from the valley to the mountains

set sail from the beaches to the northern shores

adapt to the habitat i'm found in

this territory is mine

i'll light a fire tonight

i feel it rise in my temperature

no beast will take me alive

i set my sight on the skies

the apex predator

jt machinima

dan bull

we're lighting a fire tonight

i wake up butt naked in the sand

disorientated but making up a plan

my brain's a blank map for the lay of the land

go back to the stone age

i take it in my hand

i'm into hard rock and heavy metal

the campfire fire blackens every pot and every kettle

better get setting off from where we settled

another day

another way we've got another level

humans are tribal by nature

will die for their mates in a fight with their neighbours

the sight of a stranger's a target to aim for

your life is in danger

don't try to escape

it's the time and the place for a great war

so organise and liaise

or a bite to the face

is the kind of a fate you can wait for

so buckle up tight and get braced to break jaws

the great outdoors

the call of the wild

i was born and i'll die on a poor little isle

a child caught inside of the eye

of the storm

as if all of my life was a trial

i'm bear grylls

i share skills

on how to trek hills

prepare meals

and get kills

when it gets real

i'm a new steve irwin

though i'm no zookeep

i do keep serving

a serving of darwin's journey

though swirling seas

to the shores of the need to learning

adapt

evolve

or raptors'll roll up

and sap your soul

through the cracks of your skull

while you're trapped in a hole

fight back with your bola

reach camp

valiant

back from the cold

one life is a light in the dark

shine bright and survive in the ark

my world is a paradise with open doors

climb up from the valley to the mountains

set sail from the beaches to the northern shores

adapt to the habitat i'm found in

this territory is mine

i'll light a fire tonight

i feel it rise in my temperature

no beast will take me alive

i set my sight on the skies

the apex predator