applause parody

remember when i used to not totally suck?

my songs and videos were not pretentious and fucked up

but then i lost my damn mind

now i am in a bird cage

i've gone completely mad

i'm totally batshit insane

i combined art and pop and made a flop

don't let your children watch this

it will scare the poor things shitless

i need attention constantly

same with me

and me

and me

swag!

i've covered myself in blood

i've worn a meat dress

i've even convinced the world i had a penis

my whole career is built on horrible gimmicks

instead of focusing on making good music

all of the stuff i do is for the fame

like making a whole cd exploiting the gays

i think i'm god's gift to the human race

now watch me smear random shit all over my face

i try way too hard to be seen as artistic

but it just makes me seem like a pathetic narcissist

one second i'm a woman suddenly i am a swan

you have no freakin' idea how many drugs i am on

i am the definition of egotistic

she's right i just looked it up and it shows her pic

i'm so conceited and smug i eat my own shit

then i wash it down with a glass of gaga piss

everyone clap for me

yes that is it

now you're all under my spell i am a fame witch

gaga you're amazing

a true genius

and nothing shocking you do is dumb and pointless

yes

it's working

i'm transforming

into a true fame monster

soon i will rule all the earth

hey look

isn't that madonna?

gaga is just a fraud

hold your applause

she is just trying to be the new version of me

clearly

i was the first attention whore

now it's time to end this war

look at my magical jugs they'll set you free

stop giving gaga your love

save it for me

don't listen to madonna! keep on clapping

actually we've had enough

you're getting boring

the whole world's sick of you

check this headline

your last tweet was retweeted only 4 times

sorry gaga

you're through

no this can't be

please

i am begging all you

do not ignore me

oh no

what's happening?