apple pie cowboy toothpaste

how many wrong turns can i make

i'd give a million dollars just to see her smile

on top of me

but if she won't give it up

well that's o.k

i never liked that drunk ass bitch anyway

when she does it's on there

she goes

she's pissin on my floor

how many trips to the e.r will it take

she gets her stomach pumped and runs

to buy another case of the michelob

cause the lonestar just won't do

and the beer tastes awfully

used st. idesand even special brew