apple pie moonshine

drivin' in my four-door ford through carolina

hope that johnny law don't see

what's inside her

goin real slow

he don't have to know

but if he turns sirens on

i'm tearing up this road

nothin here to see

got nothing on me

ain't gonna find the 'shine underneath my seat

ain't doin' nothing wrong

so just move along

i'm a bootlegging bandit

that's my job

takin highway 1

got an order for the judge

once his case is gone

i'm headed back home

5-0's right behind me

now he's creepin' up

flashin' those lights at the back of my truck

he wants that apple pie moonshine

i brew it up real fine

sell it to the senator who lives out on the state line

wants it tonight

i said it's gonna take time

today it ain't easy

but it's worth waiting for

i know he'll pay me double if i bring it to his door

he said take the money

multiply it times four

he wants that apple pie moonshine

i put the pedal to the floor

turn up the radio

my body's pushin' back as i hear that engine roar

making my escape faster than before

takin' on the backwoods

exit 84

sherriff's still behind me

when i see that sign

an x in black and white

the crossing's to the right

cautions up ahead

but i'm flying through the red

aint gonna catch me

i'd rather be dead

got that sour mash

stashed up in the back

i didn't break a bottle when i jumped those tracks

the train comes rollin' through

he don't know what to do

don't think he's ever seen how a country boy moves

he wants that apple pie moonshine

i brew it up real fine

sell it to the senator who lives out on the state line

wants it tonight

i said it's gonna take time

today it ain't easy

but it's worth waiting for

i know he'll pay me double if i bring it to his door

he said take the money

multiply it times four

he wants that apple pie moonshine

i'm the best in the business

can i get a witness?

i try to tell 'em all but don't nobody listen

i'm all about the hooch

make it in my kitchen

and get it where it goes with the pistons in my engine

ya know the law can watch me but no they can't stop me

i know you think that i'm bein' a little cocky

i've done this forever

i'm better than the rest

and mine is best moonshine you'll ever get

he wants that apple pie moonshine

i brew it up real fine

sell it to the senator who lives out on the state line

wants it tonight

i said it's gonna take time

today it ain't easy

but it's worth waiting for

i know he'll pay me double if i bring it to his door

he said take the money

multiply it times four

he wants that apple pie moonshine