ashley wednesday

i landed in london

at a quarter to noon

so excited to see her

took a cab to her room

i know she's exquisite

so i had to visit

pushed my back to the front of the door

and you wouldn't believe what i saw

ashley wednesday

a spectacularly beautiful chick

with impeccable style and spectacular eyes

when we met

both of our souls clicked like a plug in a socket

ashley wednesday

oh you hit me like a tonne of bricks

with illuminous hair and your sturdy teeth

i want our hearts to be joined at the hip so to speak

i gotta know

what is your stance on marriage?

girl i really gotta know

cause we never talk about it

but now i am proposing

get this girl some diamonds

please freaking say yes girl

i'm an american man

this is my native land

but for you i'd summer in england

but i will not go to france

on that i take a stand

but i hope you'll take my hand

both in life and marriage

step into my carriage

we'll park inside my garage

and live inside my house

as husband and wife