i used to love barry bonds
take one swing and it's gone
but as time went by and he grew in size
my respect level slowly dropped
i like euro m.l.s. their playing level is the best
remind me of what i detest
they come on scene and show their white horse and their squeaky clean self
they'd best watch out for the media's social guillotine
but you can't be a good guy in sports
and attempted kills make a hero's date in court
i really liked tiger woods
but in the end he's just another horny bloke
but he found his wife messin' with another guy
and they found him near the guy with a gun
they come on scene and show their white horse and their squeaky clean self
they'd best watch out for the media's social guillotine
but you can't be a good guy in sports
and attempted kills make a hero's date in court
but you can't be a good guy in sports
and attempted kills make a hero's date in court
killin' all the kids in your fancy car
runnin' over kids in your fancy car
but you can't be a good guy in sports
and attempted kills make a hero's date in court