at least i got laid

love

love

love

love. oh what a crazy

lazy life

shotgun wedding to a hooker wife

down in the sewer

i'm fishin' for a bone

you best tell your daddy that you're not coming home

ah

go ahead and call me loser

sell my soul off to the dudes

tell me that i'll never get paid

at least i got laid

at least i got laid

at least i got laid

and though the memories fade away

at least i got laid

at least i got laid

oh

what a tragic waste of time

snogging with that model as she chops out a line

not much to offer

she's nothing to say

well i thought she was a lesbian

but i think that i'm gay

ah

go ahead and call me loser

sell my soul off to the dudes

tell me that i'll never get paid

at least i got laid

at least i got laid

at least i got laid

and though the memories fade away

at least i got laid

at least i got laid

now i know all i need to know

i've had my highs

i've lived my lows

gone as far as i can go

now i'm frozen to the bone

listen now!

at least i got laid

at least i got laid

and though the memories fade away

at least i got laid

at least i got laid

he got laid

she got laid

he got laid

she got laid

he got laid

she got laid

he got laid

she got laid

at least i got laid