baby it's cold outside (parody)

i really can't stay

but

baby it's cold outside

i gotta go away

but

baby it's cold outside

this evening has been

been hoping that you'd dropped in

so very nice

i'll hold your hands they're just like ice

my mother will start to worry

beautiful what's your hurry?

my father will be pacing the floor

listen to the fireplace roar

so really i'd better scurry

beautiful please don't hurry

well maybe just a half a drink more

put some records on while i pour

the neighbors might think

baby it's bad out there

say what's in this drink?

no ubers available out there

i wish i knew how

your eyes are like starlight now

to break this lock

just wait 'til get a look at this-

i gotta say no

no

no sir

mind if move in closer?

at least i'm gonna say that i tried

what's the sense of hurtin' my pride?

i really can't stay

baby don't hold out

baby it's cold outside

i simply must go

baby it's cold outside

the answer is no

baby it's cold outside

the welcome has been

how lucky that you dropped in

so overstayed

just close your eyes

let your vision fade

my sister will be suspicious

gosh your lips look delicious

my brother keeps a gun by the door

who lives on a tropical shore

my maiden aunt's dogs are vicious

gosh your lips are delicious

what kinda girl do you take me for

wait 'til you see what i've got in store

i've gotta get home

but

baby you'll freeze out there

hey! give me my phone!

it's up to your knees out there

we live in la

i feel when i touch your hand

it's eighty-two degrees

how can you do this thing to me?

there's bound to be cops tomorrow

think of my life long sorrow

at least there will be a body to find

such a pity if you died

i really can't stay

get over that old out

baby it's cold outside

seriously can i go?

yeah

wait

seriously?

yeah

why didn't you just ask?

that's literally what i've been doing

for the past two and a half minutes

really? i didn't mean to hold up or anything

can i have my phone?

yeah

go ahead

thanks

see you later

we should do this again sometime

okay

what chu' got goin' on tuesday?

um

tuesday i have this thing

what thing?

oh

um

probably have to edit

this youtube video