i know i seem like a geek but i'm deeper dude
never got picked in gym i was a weaker dude
so i built myself a bong out of beaker tubes
then i smoked all them bitches like i'm pikachu
often times too high to play d&d
i read heavy metal magazine
in the land of the beaver and the maple leaf
to deliver these beats like deckard on a replicant in 2019
mc chris bad spellah proceed to slice cheese
a sci-fi i.v. in your eyeball nightly-ly-ly
see you shaking in your boots son
cause bad speller mc chris is in cahoots son
it's okay to laugh cause this shits a goofs son
set it on fire and then we raise the roof son
hey splinter it's me shredder
and ain't that girl a lez man?
tori told me sorry at the weddin man
special t and shredder man go ask armageddon man
he's too busy sweatin venom just like eminem and them
and drove a girl up the coast
now i'm one of the wizards for the rts
make them rub their chests
cause no one's ever gonna find out that they're down here
cause your gonna spot 'em and your gonna air 'em out
i don't work here anymore
as long as nobody unplugs him
i need the old blade runner