bad contestant

i'm a toothache

i'm the saddest case

i'm often looking round for my next mistake

i'm your garden waste

i've left no trace

i'm only here for some hollow math debate

i'm a bad

bad contestant

i ain't much but baby i could impress you

i'm a bad

bad contestant

i ain't no prince of love but give me a second

i'm a dead end

a budget hotel

i'm pretty good at feeling sorry for myself

i'm a deck chair

your cheap underwear

a bad christian who never goes to prayer

i'm a bad

bad contestant

i ain't much but baby i could impress you

i'm a bad

bad contestant

i ain't no prince of love but give me a second

and if you want funny

i could be your jester honey

and if you want rock n roll i can stop playing my slow songs

if you want conversation i'll stay up with you all night

i'm a bad

bad contestant

i'd go home with the lowest prize on tv

a bad

bad contestant

you can find me finishing off the empties

i ain't much but baby i could impress you

they say the underdogs are always the best ones