bad, bad, bad

since the day i was born i was on a mission

never played out of position or wishin or missin

i came out kissin

was no spankin the backside

just ovulating nurses waitin for black eyes

i - i was talkin way before i could crawl or walk

and what the ladies heard

wasn't baby talk

i'd drop a line like a bomber would drop a bomb

highly explosive

but notice

i was cool and calm

ready for action

at the age of 1 the fun

was just beginning

i was winning

the ladies would come

with arms open and hopin for a kiss and a hug

i stripped down

huh

and watched the ladies bug

i stood up for a while

then i started walkin

i heard the ladies say

look who's talkin"