bank holiday

grandma has got new dentures

to eat the crust on pizza

been taken out by her daughter

because she thought she ought'a

the kids are eating snickers

because they're so delicious

then there's sticky f1ngers

and mother looses her knickers

bank holiday comes six times a year

days of enjoyment to which everyone cheers

bank holiday comes with a six pack of beer

then its back to work a.g.a.i.n. bar-b-que is cooking

sausages and chicken

the patio is buzzing

the neighbours they are looking

john is down the fun pub

drinking lots of lager

girls and boys are on the game

all the high streets look the same

back to work a.g.a.i.n. bank holiday