and i don't need no lubricated condom when i'm doing this. always got a doobie lit
swerve behind the wheel and maneuver it
20-20 with it they use my eyes and see the future with 'em. moving shit
i'm just trying to be what i'm supposed to be
supposedly i'm dope
saint nicholas ain't as cold as me. thing we got in common is i'm always with a hoe or three. make it drop it like someone with parkinson's carrying groceries. 'cause i'm here and i rap that shit
doing shows and stacking chips
take my shirt off when i spit
that's why your girl is on my dick. got these tats all on my body and a pocket full of piff
fill the bong up with some ice cubes
baby
take a hit. see
i'm running for the title
everybody voting webster. drinking straight tequila out a motherfucking blender
middle finger stay up
nobody can censor
i'm a dog
always sniffing for the female gender. friend her up on facebook and from there it's a wrap
send her poke and then tomorrow she'll be sitting on my lap. even back
when i was broke
my girlies always had a rack
love them big titty bitches with bodies covered in tats. it's that marijuana twister
a twist and grabbing ladies from the mixer
then i bring 'em to the telly and crack a bottle of liquor. 'cause i never gave a fuck
i'm the type to bang your sister
then go back to your crib and fuck your moms like stiffler. i hope you get the picture
take it on your kodak
up in webby's world you cannot reach me with a road map
to find that you need adderall
ambien and some prozac. always cooking fire
someone show me where the stoves at. keep on dropping heat
all you players grab your cleats
'cause i'm all in this game for winning
i don't settle for defeat. from the suburbs to the streets i will stand by what i speak
and i don't even know what this bitch is saying up on the beat. but i got a hundred bars on me
everything that we throw on
the credit card's on me. every drink that we get
the titty bar's on me
and i'll be living just like this until my heart don't beat. bitches it's chris webby
that whitey who spit deadly
with my foot up on the pedal like i'm mario andretti. fucker
i rap flames and murder the rap game
spittin' 'til i'm number one with a bullet like max payne. got that nerf gun tucked and i'll aim it at your gut
better duck is the track that cracker and slapper of big but. getting drunk
always looking for some double d cups
but in the lab i'll cook it up like i'm wolfgang puck. get in the game and i go straight h.a.m. when i get the rock up in my hand
'cause i'm here to get it popping
just exactly how i planned. take a stand right here for this rapping shit and keep my lyrics accurate
test me while beating webby
just simply will never happen. bitch
salute me
'cause truly
i be the dopest on the chords
master yoda with the bars
i'm a jedi with the force. that's 'cause webby done got that flow