the lazy song parody - the jerk off song
Singer: bart baker
today i don't feel like doing anything
just wanna jerk off in my bed
don't feel like picking up my cell
cuz i'll be jerking off like hell
cuz today i swear i'm not doing anything
just jerking off
gonna kick my shoes off and pull down my pants
find some good porn
then lube up my hands
hope i don't get caught by mom again
get a text from my dad in the middle of twerking
try to put it out my mind but it really ain't working
now i'm thinkin bout my fuckin dad
ohoho
yes i'm rubbing
i'm tugging
i think i'm bout to blast
today i don't feel like doing anything
just wanna jerk off in my bed
don't feel like pickin up my cell
cuz i'll be jerking off like hell
cuz today i swear i'm not doing anything
just jerking off
just jerking off
tomorrow i'll wake up
get my junk up and stretch
ice it down for a while
then start beating again
and i must scream out 'this is great!'
lookin at midget porn on my fathers pc
better clear the history or he'll be pissed at me
i'm sorry pops
my wiener just can't wait
ohoho yes i'm rubbin
i'm tuggin
i think i'm bout to blast
today i don't feel like doing anything
just wanna jerk off in my bed
don't feel like pickin up my cell
cuz i'll be jerking off like hell
cuz today i swear i'm not doing anything
just jerking off
just jerking off
just jerking off