wiggle parody
Singer: bart baker
hey yo' jason
wake yo' ass up
we got a video to shoot today
awww shit
but i got no lyrics
i was so busy sleeping with all these girls' that i forgot to write words for my own song!
man you one dumbass muthafucka!
wait
i got it
i'll make a whole song about big fat butts
and i'll call it wiggle
dude that is pitiful
that's the best i could do
hip hop music is screwed
schwing!
i've had like seventeen top ten hits
but most people still don't know me from shit
wait hold the hell up you aren't chris brown?
no i'm jason derulo
who?
i'm out!
hot damnit
who ate my damn ham sandwhich
that might the worst lyric
ever written in music
snoop quit spying on all the young girl butts
but i'm a pervizzle
love the way they jiggle
think my little pickle
has grown into a missle
that's disgusting!
i'm almost halfway through this dumb song
why the hell did you bring snoop dog along
he hasn't done shit but act like a creep
he's here cause he's much more famous than me
you're skinny
don't pot heads get the munchies
hell yeah
did you eat my ham sandwich?
hell no
are you anorexic?
and will you sing this part cause my lyrics suck?
fashizzle dizzle jizzle
those ain't word imbecile
they are words my nizzle
check the dictionizzle
schwing!
my raps are so lame lately
cause i'm lazy
rap on any piece of shit pop song
long as you pay me
check these ho's they couldn't be hotter
just so
sad they young enough to be my grand daughters
pedo
completely sold out long ago
about a billion bongs ago
that's why i rap on crap like this
i'm so high i don't even know
cliche spewin's what i'm doing
no integrity
used to be a gangsta
now i'm just a joke that's not funny
who's that jailbird?
i'm chris brown
he's chris brown
he's chris brown
he's chris brown
you straight up jacked
my look and sound
his look and sound
look and sound
look and sound
are you here to start a fight?
i fight women
i don't fight guys
stop this song right now or we'll kick your butt's!
oh shit it's the wiggles
this song is crap
you ruined our name dickhole
with this damn track
now when kids search wiggles
they just find ass
massive butt's that jiggle
what's wrong with that?
wiggle
wiggle
wiggle
damn baby you got a bright future behind you!