bartender please
ll cool j
it's l to the l and cool to the j
this is just how we funk today
and when it's time for us to get
keep them ordinary chicks away
bring another hundred bottles a day
all this fraudulent shinin
and imitation diamonds is damn near blinding
every time leave the country
i gotta come back foreign just to remind ya
know they watchin my moves but they never figure out exactly how i'm grindin
they say the bands look at the finest
flashing this money like you taking something from me
chain around my neck made the night look sunny
your crew knows it's runny
keep them ordinary chicks away
bring another hundred bottles a day
i'm slick with the bit when i pin it to
i'm attracted swag or the crip louie bags
just say you never pissey
you'll never as cool as me
keep them ordinary chicks away
bring another hundred bottles a day
proving every rapper in the game can't spit
you gon turn around and get yo forehead split
young girls talking bout - hi
without you in the game how the coach gon win?
tell my man bootsy bring the big mouths in
keep them ordinary chicks away
bring another hundred bottles a day
grab a big mouth and funk away
grab a big mouth and funk away
this is how we funk today
stuck in that boys are now
until the smoke comes out yo thighs
stuck in that boys are now
you might need some gin & juice after this