nobody does it like me

if there's a wrong way say it

and a right way to play it

nobody does it like me

if there's a wrong way to do it

a right way to screw it up

ha

nobody does it like me

i've got a big loud mouth

i'm always talking much to free

if you go for tact and manners

better stay away from me

if there's a wrong way to keep it cool

a right way to be a fool

nobody does it like me

i hear a love song or ballad

i toss like a salad

nobody tosses like me

and when my evenings get tougher

i just take two buffein'

and drink a hot cup of tea

last night

i met an old acquaintance

at a fancy corner pub

he said 'come on let's have some supper'

then he used my credit-club

if there's a wrong way take a guy

the worst way to make a guy

nobody does it like me

if there's a wrong bell

i ring it

a wrong note i sing it

nobody does it like me

if there's a problem

i duck it

i don't solve it i just muck it up

nobody does it like me

and so try to be a lady

i'm no lady i'm a fraud

and when i talk like i'm a lady

what i sound like is a broad

if there's a wrong way to get a guy

the right way to lose a guy

nobody does it like me

nobody does it

no

nobody does it

nobody does it like me

nobody does it like me