be afraid of jesus

i had a dream

i had a dream tonight

that i cut off a piece of the baby jesus

to offend my friends

but the joke misfired

yes it did oh yes it did

cause the piece of the baby i cut off it bled and it bled

i tried everything

i tried bandages and shit

i tried praying to it

but all to no avail

nothing could keep the baby jesus from bleeding

oh no

nothing would keep the baby jesus from bleeding

i got to stop having these dreams

they are killing me inside

they are killing me alive

they are ruining my soul

but nothing could keep these dreams from hurting me

no no

nothing could keep these dreams from fucking me up

and then the worst thing happened

the baby opened his eyes

and he stared into mine

and he started to speak

he said listen boy i'm gonna throw you in hell

i'm gonna make you scream i'm gonna make you yell

i'm gonna make you wish that you'd never seen me

in the first place you ungrateful prick

so if you wanna be afraid of jesus now

cause his hearts filled with vengeance

and his souls filled with hellfire

and he's thirsty for blood

so

be afraid of jesus be afraid of jesus

be afraid of jesus

be afraid of jesus

be afraid of jesus cause he's gonna fuck you up old school style

i said

be afraid of jesus be afraid of jesus

be afraid of jesus be afraid of jesus

be afraid of jesus cause he's really fucking pissed off at you right now