be more chill (part 1)

take your hands out of your pockets

arch your back

puff out your chest

add some swagger to your gate or

you'll look like a mas-tur-ba-tor

fix your posture

then the rest

but i am a masturbator. we'll fix that

all your nerdiness is ugly

nerd? i thought i was more of a geek

but. all your stammering's a chore

wh-wh-what?

your tics and fidgets are persistent

and your charm is non-existent

fix your vibe

then fix some more

buh

wha?

buh

wha?

no

aah!

stop

oh

everything about you is so terrible

whoa

everything about you makes me wanna die

jesus christ. so don't freak out

and don't resist

and have no doubt

if i assist

you will

be more chill

first thing's first

go buy a new shirt

what?! what's wrong with my shirt. it's better if you just comply

my job's to color your aesthetic

and make you seem much less pathetic

just step and fetch

don't ask me why

how are you with math homework?

i'm a super-computer

jeremy. i'm made of math

oh

everything about you is so terrible

everything about you sucks!

everything about you sucks!

whoa

everything about you makes me wanna die

everything about you sucks!

everything about you sucks!

all the people in the mall

think you're such a slob

you're a slob!

terrible!

such a slob!

and boy

can i see why!

now you try picking a shirt

that's a girl's shirt

sorry.jerry?

jeremy

you shop here?

oh

yeah all the time. never

never. is what i meant to. greet the beta

oh. hey

brooke

you look sexy"