here's a little somethin' for ya

yes

yes

yes

i'll out the gate

i set it off

i suppose you're exposed

so get lost

and break north cut all connections

join the sucker mc witness protection

muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-mike d!

step off my launch in the place to be

always on time so i never botch

the tick to the tock of the mike d watch

now here's a little somethin for ya!

i'm a drive a little and stall ya

don't lose your balance and fall yah

and if you're feeling chilly i'm a get you a shawl

get ready

get set

place your bet

what you get

is not done yet

get ready

get set

place your bet

what you get

here's a little something for ya!

honest mike

what? honest mike d

don't really care if the press likes me

i just speak my conscience

just speak my mind

i don't trip or flip and then i start to find

queens up front - brooklyn's in the back

flack from flack guns - riot squads smokin' crack

the odds are stacked

for those who lack

i been a lucky motherfucker when it comes to that

i slow roast

i'm steady tappin'

oh yes

i guess i'm the toast of manhattan

in miami

i'm sleazy with john salley

shout to andre leon talley

this shit is crazy

this shit is cra-zyyyy!

dr carlton brasserie a.k.a. joyce

dr. bombay is the ladies choice

step on stage with the smoke from dry ice

every time we bring it twice as noice

now ease up bredren

take an excedrin

only name check to rhyme is tippi hedren

i'm lookin' fine

i'm gettin' much finer

steady lounging in my lazy boy recliner

losing it in traffic

amped up on coffee

like kids going wild after school for mr. softee

like a slice around the corner it's sneaking up on ya

when you're breathing down your neck it's creeping up on ya