too many rappers (new reactionaries version)

mic check

mic check

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too many rappers and there's still not enough mc's

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ad-rock

mike d that's how we get it done

like ladies and gents

attention

nas in the house with beastie boys

we can turn it out

perpetrators we can point 'em out

so if you've got something on your mind

let it out

like a nexus-6

comin' home to roost

handheld 58 when it's time to get loose

don't need the ear goggles

just put me through the speakers

like a scientist with tubes and beakers

have mcs over my house and fix 'em brunch

but you rappers? we goin' out - goin' dutch

now pass me the sword - i'll start swingin'

just randomly chopping on a crazy ass mission

because i'm back with the bang boogie

oogie oogie

strawberry letter 23 like shuggie

oh my god

just look at me

grandpa been rappin' since '83

i'm supersonic like j.j. fad

got crazy ass tricks pullin' out the bag

don't forget the tarter sauce

yo

'cause it's sad

all these crab rappers

they're rapping like crabs

i have carte blanche

the vagabond nas is the narcissist

my pockets are rotund

i'm no killer but compared to you

i'm more realer

you ain't a shot caller mobster or a drug dealer

a slug peeler

you're not

mafioso

no

you ain't got the cut throat in ya

beginner

i ain't trying to hear your racket

you work for police

dog

you snitch

you rat

you wear that jacket

how many rappers must get dissed?

give me eight bars and watch me bless this

i start to reminisce and i miss

real hip hop with which i persist

like rum and mojitos

bullets and banditos

matzoh balls and soup

jackets and troop

yes

y'all

this is one for the history books

nasty nas

what's the word? count it off on the hook

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too many rappers and there's still not enough mc's

three

three

two

two

one

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mca

ad-rock

mike d that's how we get it done

like ladies and gents

attention

nas in the house with beastie boys

we can turn it out

perpetrators

we can point 'em out

so if you've got something on your mind

let it out

'cause this the type of lyric that goes inside your brain

to blow you bullshit rappers straight out the frame

my lyrics spin 'round like a hurricane twister

so get your hologram on off of wolf blitzer

too many rappers to shake a stick at

i ought to charge a tax

for every weak rap

i had to listen to 'cause we'd be makin' stacks

my squad

we got a pact

we're never comin' wack

to all you crab rappers and hackers

and circuit benders tweaked on splenda

i take the cake

i stole the mold

that golden microphone

well

that's mine to hold

now why all these biters all up in my crotch space

sniffin'

buffin'

huffin'

and mean muggin' with the blimpie bluffin

back up off me

sucker

you ain't sayin' nothin'

i'm broader than broadway

i was in project hallway

dual tape recorder lacing oratorials all day

i'm just gettin' started on this beat

this is foreplay

and when the song is finished

i can sing along with this

by the way

i have a strong fetish

for christian louboutin steppers

i hear that russian blonde's the wettest

but anyway

y'all better pay homage to my fellas

and that's what's on my mind

and on the rhyme

who's next up?

aaaaayah

mike d

the man of mystery

history in the making and now we're taking

titles

awards and accolades

skewer the competition as i sharpen my blades

we come together like peanut butter and sandwiches

like pen and paper

like picasso and canvases

rockin' stadiums to shitty bars

go back in time

send a fax from my car

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one

two

two

three

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too many rappers and there's still not enough mc's

three

three

two

two

one

one

mca

ad-rock

mike d that's how we get it done

like ladies and gents

attention

nas in the house with beastie boys

we can turn it out

perpetrators we can point 'em out

so if you've got something on your mind

let it out

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