because the origami
ben folds
because the origami didn't work
we gave you dancing lessons
because the dancing lessons made you bored
because you said it made your fingers sore
because the pony broke your leg and ran away
but the drums annoyed our neighbours so
we gave you cooking lessons
and the cooking lessons made you fat
we bought you running shoes
because you took the shoes and ran away
we gave them your description
now we haven't heard a thing in weeks
because we don't know where you are
we're putting out this song
because we think that you might hear
and know where you belong
and if you ever hear this song
we promise not to teach you
we don't care what you've done
we hope that this will reach you