beelzeboss (the final showdown)

Singer:tenacious d

beelzeboss

i am complete!

fuck!

yes you are fucked

shit out of luck

now i'm complete and my cock you will suck

this world will be mine and you're first in line

you brought me the pick and now you shall both die!

wait! wait! wait!

you motherfucker

we challenge you to a rock off!

give us one chance to rock your socks off

fuck

fuck

fuck

the demon code prevents me

from declining a rock off challenge

what are your terms? what's the catch?

if we win

you must take your sorry ass back to hell. and also you will have to pay our rents. and what if i win?

then you can take kage back to hell. what?

trust me kage

it's the only way. what the fuck are you talking about?

to be your little bitch. fine! let the rock off begin!

ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

i'm the devil

i love metal!

check this riff

it's fucking tasty

i'm the devil

i can do what i want

whatever i got i'm gonna flaunt

there's never been a rock off that i've ever lost

i can't wait to take kage back to hell

i'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel

i'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel

no!

c'mon kage

bring the thunder. c'mon kage

let's fight his music

with our music

there's just no way that we can win

that was a masterpiece. listen to me

he rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man

goddamn it

kage. he gonna make you his sex slave

you're gonna gargle mayonnaise

no

unless we bust a massive monster mammoth jam. dude

we've been through so much shit

deactivated lasers with my dick

now it's time to blow this fucker down!

c'mon

kage

now it's time to blow doors down

i hear you

jables

now it's time to blow doors down

light up the stage 'cause it's time for a showdown

we'll bend you over then we'll take you to brown town

now we've got to blow this fucker down

he's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down

c'mon

kage

'cause it's time to blow doors down

oh

we'll piledrive you

it's time for the smackdown

hey anti-christ-er

beelzeboss

we know your weakness our rocket sauce

we rock the casbah and blow your mind

we will defeat you for all mankind

you hold the scepter

we hold the key

you are the devil

we are the d

you guys are fuckin' lame. come on

kage

you're coming with me. taste my lightning

fucker!

no!

ow! fuck!

my fuckin' horn!

oh no!

from whence you came you shall remain

until you are complete again

no!

fuck you

kage

and fuck you

jables!

i'll get you

tenacious d!

Lyric Context: beelzeboss (the final showdown) - tenacious d