before she does

i believe that gas is too damn high

an' there ain't nothin' more american

than mama's apple pie

i believe in love; i believe in peace

but i don't believe we'll ever see it

in that middle east

i believe the bible is cold

hard fact

an' i believe that jesus is comin' back

before she does

i believe the sabbath is a day of rest

the taxman an' the devil share the same address

i believe don't start if you're gonna quit

i believe in keep your mouth shut

an' carry a big stick

i believe that dogs are better than cats

an' i believe that jesus is comin' back

before she does

there's absolutely

positively

no doubt in my mind

that oj did it; lee harvey didn't

an' she's really gone this time

i believe that cold

cold beer

tastes better on a bar stool

than it does anywhere

i believe hard work really makes the man

but everyone should wet a line every now an' then

i believe it's best to pay in cash

an' i believe that jesus is comin' back

before she does

there's absolutely

positively

no doubt in my mind

that oj did it; lee harvey didn't

an' she's really gone this time

i believe she was a real good thing

can you believe i let a girl like her get away?

i believe she meant it the night she packed

an' said jesus is comin' back before she does

before she does

before she does