bench warmer (skit)

yo

what's up!? it's mc

uh

i'm chillin' at the tracks

tryin' to make some money. call me back 201-386-4640. ya wanna get the hit? gimme a hit. peace out!

you have one new message. hey chris

it's bowie. uh

i'm at the path station. i--i was wondering if i could crash on your couch

would that be cool? they locked me out of my apartment. um

so call me back. there's a--there's a payphone here. some kid stole m--my cell phone

but the joke's on him cause--cause sprint shut it off. uh

just come by the station

alright? i'm gonna be sleeping on one of the benches.