best friends forever!
Singer:ninja sex party
today was my birthday party
i had a super happy good time
until most of my best friends died
so i ran into the bedroom
where there was still some folks alive
we had a pajama jammy pillow fight
but tragically no one survi-ee-ived
you know that i'm not lying
one thing i'd like to request
it'd sure be great if you could please stop
murdering all of my other friends
bro. dick move. this morning at the dog park
i met a cool new bunch of guys
now we're hanging out together
and everything- god damn it
a few deaths i could look past
at three hundred i was concerned
fifty thousand murders later
i'm starting to think you will never lea-a-earn
through the good times and the homicides
i think that i can solve our problem
i know you guys will get along great
except for the fact you just murdered him
heh. i can't stay mad at you. our rock jams
as long as you don't stab me
we'll be a legendary team
it's a knife. i can tell by the way it's stabbing me. sigh. good talk buddy.