for billions who suffer from
i don't wanna waste a sentence
i don't want a convert-sation
that's gonna end in disdain
disbelief and aggravation
and i find it's getting harder to hang out
with grown adults who actually believe
in santa claus and noah's ark
and that their god is the best
my distaste has turned into detest
techniques for bloodletting
would you navigate the globe
with a map of a flat earth
would you believe virgin birth
and i find it's getting painful to put up
with grown adults who actually believe
and god always takes their side
that's when my innocent jabbing turns snide
thank god for the touchdown
the enemy's sacred ground
so how am i supposed to take
anything you say seriously?
when you've swapped free will for faith
and it's getting agonizing to hang out
with grown adults who actually believe
trump physics and science
my aversion has turned to abhorrence