best in the burbs

i'm rollin' safe and sound

easy as a blaze a pound

put my middle fingers in the air

and never take it down

writing raps for me is easy

i just play around

hit em with these crazy adverbs and outrageous nouns

and still no labels found me and fuckin signed me yet

and though i grow impatient

i know my time is next

i'm a big dog

y'all are tiny pets

i'm an autobot

i got it tatted on my chest

optimus primes my motherfuckin bodyguard

so i hit em with these you can never stop me bars

i'm at the sake bar

gettin blacked out

till i wake up on the sidewalk passed out

the judge is tellin me this is my last chance

so i gotta stay grinding like a lap dance

got bitches bendin over like they got a back cramp

insert below the lower back tat

damn

i'm why your girlfriend lacks pants

huh

steady

work her out like it's fat camp

uh

yo

somebody grab a trash can

shit

at least somewhere to ash man

i gotta dutch lit

rappin with soul

leave you with a fat lip like you're packin some skoal

cause i do it for the franklins

i'm a blue whale and the games full of plankton

i'm a vet

a top threat

known to rock sets

tear it the fuck down for dj booth.net

yes i'm ballin truly so y'all should shoot me

you can see me on that online call of duty

smack booty

i'm rude and intrusive

hardly lucid

hittin dj booth with that exclusive

i need no excuses

i spit that crack

play fetch with the disc jockey bring that shit back

they said asher's the best in the burbs

well at least that's what they said

and that's for one reason

cause they ain't heard web

i make a mean song

plus i kick it from the head

always buzzin off the add meds

hempstead!

to ct you know i make the best studda

no will ferrel but you better step brudda

ha

that's why your girl's ass bare

i hit it

and didn't pay for the cab fare

now relax there

don't get pissed off

i'm the survivor on my island

and you been kicked off

think this kid's soft? r.o.f.l

i got the look

got the swag

and a flow that sells

my reputation so excels so just stop

i do more then watch for sex

drugs

and rock

i'm silly and such

fillin a dutch

battlin dudes who simply suck

then go fuck hillary duff

tryin to rap it with my dick in the butt

and spit fire

so i'm sorry lizzie mcguire

see

i'm rappin past the throttle

i'll crack a bottle

so you better get the fuckin picture like a graphic novel

i got your little bastard boggled

you couldn't fuck with me even if we spittin at a brothel

cause i be killin em like hostile

murderous with words

that's why they sayin webby is the best up in the burbs