best little girl

once knew a girl

her name was barbara

cutest little muffin you have ever seen

livin' in st. louis

chase hotel

i know the place

and she lived there

with her mommy and her daddy

and her little brother skipper

who was just thirteen

just thirteen

went to church every morning

said their prayers real loud every night

she was the best little girl

in the whole damn town

watch it

devil

sorry

lord

but you know i'm right

you know i'm right

one morning in the lobby

i whispered in her ear

honey it's too hot today to go to school