better stories

if you never hit a cow at 3 a.m. in a borrowed oldsmobile

played cards all night in the county jail

with the one arm man name phil

if you never counted ball off the fifth floor rail

and do a bull at the holiday inn

'cause it was panama city

you were drunk and she was pretty

the paramedics gave you a prefect ten

and when we're old and rocking on the porch

re-living all our glory

you might have a few less scars

but i'll have better stories

if you never been bitten by a snake in a church

while you sang amazing grace"