bettin' man

if i was a race car driver

well

i'd be right behind her

i'd be doing 90 in a 55

trying to change her mind

and if i was an airplane pilot

i wouldn't be 35 thousand

i'd be drawing i'm sorry in the blue sky

over isle 65

but if i was a bettin' man

i'd say she's halfway to birmingham

on the phone with her mama n'em

cussing me to hell an back again

i bet she's got a radio on

singing something 'bout movin' on

i'd put a 100 on her never coming back again

if i was a bettin' man

if i was a radio dj

well

i know the songs that i'd play

they'd be about coming home and making up

and falling back in love

but if i was a bettin' man

i'd say she's halfway to birmingham

on the phone with her mama n'em

and cussing me to hell an back again

i bet she's got a radio on

singing something 'bout movin' on

i'd put a 100 on her never coming back again

if i was a bettin' man

if i was a bettin' man

if i was a bettin' man

i wouldn't have folded them winning hands

i wouldn't be sitting here drinkin' beer

waiting on a second chance

if i was a bettin' man

i'd say she's halfway to birmingham

on the phone with her mama n'em

and cussing me to hell and back again

i bet she's got a radio on

singing something 'bout movin' on

i'd put a 100 on her never coming back again

if i was a bettin' man

i'd put a 100 on her never coming back again

if i was a bettin' man

a bettin' man