drunk on christmas

christmas is a time

a special time of year

with peace and joy and happiness and

wonderment and cheer

opening your presents underneath the tree

and spending countless hours with your family

that's why i'm drinking drinking drinking

i'm gonna drink all day

i'm coming home for christmas and my family's insane

just got to make it through the day

and there's no other way

i'm gonna get drunk

drunk

drunk on christmas

so i can't be sober when i'm over

everyone's bipolar

so cut the crap and get some jack and put it in my soda

and make it strong enough to put a reindeer in a coma

gonna get drunk

drunk

drunk on christmas

i'm heading home for the holiday season

my dad has a stick up his butt for some reason

my mother and my sister

they're no longer speaking

and me

i'm drinking

rumple minze by the shot

gin and tonic

yeah why not

black and tan

that's my jam

irish whiskey i will slam

jagermeister

hefenweisser

stella

stoli and budweiser

santa

santa

santa

i've got the family blues

just fill my stocking full of vodka

any brand you choose

i need some christmas spirit

and by spirit i mean booze

gonna get drunk

drunk

drunk on christmas

gonna get drunk

drunk

drunk on christmas

gonna get drunk

drunk

drunk. on christmas day