big bang theory

sit down fool let's have a conversation

i got a few opinions 'bout our co-habitation

what's a matter baby did i do something wrong?

i took out the garbage and i mowed the lawn

this ain't about what you do or don't do

although i'd like to get into that too

now

you always complainin' about what i forgot

now

you runnin' cold when i'm runnin' hot

doors are slammin' windows rattle

raise a flag put an end to this battle

it's all of this talk that is makin' us weary

loves harder to figure that the big bang theory

looky here baby you could do a lot worse

well you ain't the center of the universe

hey

i'm light years better than what you've ever had

anthropic principles oh so sad

say what?

listen up

when i wanna get lucky all we do is fight

wore yourself out on the remote last night

doors are slammin' windows rattle

raise a flag put an end to this battle

it's all of this talk that is makin' us weary

loves harder to figure that the big bang theory

now you got me thinkin' 'bout the way things are

look here bullet-boy

you ain't always right

you can't even find your way home at nights

what's up with that?

i'd like to address the way you bring home the car

you're out-o-gas

full-o-trash

you talkin' trash while you spendin' my cash

what happened to the fender

i'm afraid to ask

you so cute when you're mad

you're a fright when we fight

must be a better way to spend the night

opposite attraction began this reaction

100% pure satisfaction

hey super nova better move on over

'bout me and you

woman and man

been this way since time began

doors are slammin' windows rattle

raise a flag put an end to this battles

it's all of this talk that is makin' us wary

loves harder to figure than the big bang theory