big dumb guy

so many tech-heads

recent invasion

i stretch out my long legs

and i kick away the mouse pad

baby

amazon

ebay

oracle

he say

he promise a freebee

but he's such a pokey little guy

wait

i hear big footsteps

thud

thumping out of the past

that big dumb guy is here at last

that big dumb guy is here at last

cyberman lights up

but mostly he floppy

computer man crashes

he's so humpty dumpty

baby

now he tries this experiment

though he knows it's so low-tech

he tries patting his forehead

while he's rub

rub

rubbing my stomach

baby

but he can't do it

can he?

no

no he can't do that at all

but wait

i hear big footsteps

thud

thumbing out of the past

sure enough

that big dumb guy

is here at last

that big dumb guy is here at last

big papa bear

maybe you can remember

it wasn't that long ago

when you dialed a number

you got a living

breathing human being

on the telephone

don't want nothing to do

but just study the skin on your face

i want to look up at the sky

and watch the sunset

with someone like you

wait

i hear big footsteps

thud

thumbing out of the past

that big dumb guy is here at last

that big dumb guy is here at last

that big dumb guy is here

he's here

in fact he's brought his

big raccoon coat with him

and he doesn't even know it's

politically incorrect

that big dumb guy is here at last

i see him now walking torward me

let's get it on with your big bad self

get it on babe

get it on babe

get it on babe

get it on babe

that big dumb guy is here at last

big

big

big

big

big

big dumb guy

oh

ha - smartest guy

i ever knew yeah

kiss me

kiss me

kiss me

kiss me

kiss me now

if feels so good

i don't want to have to go into those chat rooms anymore

i don't want to see that pinwheel go round

and around and around

every time i try to open any window

hold me

you big dumb guy

you smart guy