big johnson

oh!

y'all been tellin some lies 'bout your penile region

fuck me up here

that's what i heard from your girl

boy

we like a great big johnson

big momma please don't give me drama 'bout my love hummer

if you ain't pleased

then tell me what i need

if you lie

i'll play the naive guy

tell me ten strong

you got a closer look

i know i ain't ten long

but that's okay

you call me big daddy anyway

and make me feel good 'bout my medium wood

she got her eyes closed

rockin me well

tryin hard to get a nut

while she callin me denzel

but oh well

get it halle berry

get it halle berry

get it

two can play the games in a fantasy thing

and only five percent of men got nine and up

but eighty-five percent say they can't fit a cup

now what up?

somebody gotta be lyin

cause i am

claimin bout twelve on the hit-me scale

but the truth is the six to eight range

you hang

just like the average joe plain

fool

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bring black

bring white

bring length

tonight

if not

bye bye

we like

we like a great big johnson

we like a great big johnson

we like a great big johnson

we like a great big johnson

we like a great big johnson

now every entertainer claims hung but not wanted

mister being-less-than-a-female's-best

but have you seen a john holmes movie?

got the double digit wide with a pack of porno groupies!

well my girl did

she stayed glued to dude

he swingin fourteen inches and the remote she clenches

but she's my misses but she's his tonight

and did i tell you john holmes was white?

uh oh

we can't let the urban legends die

cause i be mandingo and he be the gringo

it ain't supposed to go like this

it was goin well

eight was swell

but fourteen brings hell

but i can't compete with this feat

so must i eat

the ultimate burger

i clicked on a cursor

triple w dot ginseng dot com

tryna drop bombs

lay it down and hit in like john

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bring black

bring white

bring length

tonight

if not

bye bye

we like

we like a great big johnson

we like a great big johnson

we like a great big johnson

we like a great big johnson

we like a great big johnson

you can blame it on the internet

its too much access

to big studs lookin for quick love and hugs

they used to only have magazines with a three inch punk in a centerfold

his pee-pee's cold

but oh no my ego shrunk

when they got hunks

big j peg

beef strapped to his leg

no strings attached to the ride

plus they only touch with they feminine side

so why try

but i bought tools from the tools store

i heard the revolutions per minute

can make up for dippin in it

ain't no shame in my game

you could make to claim

you say your layin the pipe

but pay attention to your wife

lover man. come home from work and john holmes be sittin up in your thing about fourteen inches deep

and you standin in the doorway lookin at three and a half

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bring black

bring white

bring length

tonight

if not

bye bye

we like

we like a great big johnson

we like a great big johnson

we like a great big johnson

we like a great big johnson

we like a great big johnson

we like a great big johnson

we like a great big johnson

we like a great big johnson

we like a great big johnson

big fuckin cock

damn girl

you meant that shit