clinic (i shoulda worn a rubba)

i shoulda worn a rubber

before i went up in it

and then ya monkey ass won't be sittin in a clinic

ayyo

one hot summer night after ballin hard

i went to the phone booth with my callin card

and called up joel

yeah you know l

i told her come to the crib

yo mother fuck a hotel

she said she was gonna come at ten

the bitch came

but one problem

she brought a friend

you know i'm not a rude brother yo

but i let joel in and slammed the door on that other ho. so we was sittin in the livin room kickin it

and all i thought about was stickin it

she was mean

cause you know i wouldn't fuck wit a sleazy ho

yo we was coolin

watching some tv show

i was crackin sex jokes

tryin to get the pussy

and this bitch was kickin scripts beatin round the bush

talkin bout rhyme for me l man fuck rhyming

cause my dick

is hard enough to cut diamonds

i said

i hope you ain't tryin to dick tease