taxi to brixton (skit)

taxi

alright mate

you alright?

how long you been in the country then?

why you asking me these questions?

are you immigration?

i been here for 6 months or so

i'm just having a holiday and just doing stuff

you know

have you seen my versace belt?

versace what

mate?

shit

stop the taxi

man

do what?

stop

stop it

what

here?

just stop it

that seam there

alright

alright

alright

yo narstie

yo

yo narstie

i'm coming back

i'm coming back

i'm coming back

where you going?

yo narstie

narstie

what's going on?

ha! big narstie

what's good

my g?

big narstie

i

i

i

you alright

yeah?

big man

look who

big man

big narstie

alright

calm down

calm down

what the fuck

man?

fucking shit

oh god

we're gonna do a snapchat now

we have to do snapchat

big narstie

big narstie

hey

stop using that

you getting me fucking mad now

and big narstie-ness over here

ghetto park

bro

bass

bass

bass

bass

ba-

i told you stop fucking touching me

can't you see fucking stressed out on the fucking roadside

you fucking dickhead

oh blimey

anyway who's paying for my taxi?