ain't nothin' free

way out in the country in a old dirt road

i was sippin on a jar that was nice and cold

my chevy was a jumpin my music was a pump in

up a head i swore i saw somthi'n

well she was with as long legged with a big ol butt

had soft blonde hair that was pretty and cut

i could tell she was stuck and into some trouble

she was walkin down the road justa shaking that bubble

so i pulled up on her with my window down

said hey you pretty thing can i drive you to town

she said thank you baby i was dyeing of heat

ain't had a lick of water ain't had nothin to eat

she put her hand on my handle and i said hold up

before you go climbing into my pick up truck

it takes more that a smile to turn these wheels

so before we get going here's the deal

well if wanna come along with me ain't nothing

in the world for free no ass no gas no grass no ride

if i cant smoke and i cant poke it better get my v8 stroking

well she said hell no so i left her there she was shooting

me a bird in the rear view mire

i got a few miles further down the road then my dagum

right front tire got bowled

well wouldn't you know i ain't gotta jack i left it

in my grandpas catallac

i started thumbing my ways back into town

that when i flag an old punch bug down

surprise surprise you know who that same damn girl

i didn't give a ride to

now i said baby would you believe i was comin back

to get you when a nail got me its pretty damn

funny meeting up like this i hope you ain't the kinda women

that will still be pissed

she said nah baby its all good as long as its understood

if wanna come along with me ain't nothing

in the world for free no ass no gas no grass no ride

if i cant smoke and i cant poke it better get my v8 stroking