bikini babe workout

picture this

we up in the gold's gym pumping

perfecting the science of straight lifting something

on your mark

get set

we rippin' a rep

gonna spray the whole bench press up with our sweat

but then

both of us turned to the gym door

and both of our jaws hit the gym floor

'cause there stood the two most bodacious babes

in bikinis

my heart stopped faster than fellini's

they headed straight for us

i reached for my jimmy hats

but then they pinned us back to the bench man

they had us trapped

told us to wake up and smell the folgers

then stood up like two toy soldiers

then while remaining stiff

they fell into our hands

looked down

said

lift

so i turned to my man

lift girls instead of weights?

man

this is nuts

then we cocked back our muscles and lifted 'em up

then time slowed down

all that mattered was this moment

bench pressing bodacious babes

in bikinis is the best bodybuilding craze

you can ditch the barbells and the fancy weights

cause we g-g-guarantee that you're gonna look great

in the world of weights

the bench press is the coolest

add two babes

now your fuckin' with the newness

a new routine that'll change your attitude-ness

your whole self-esteem will scream

i've made improvements"