bill the cat

we had a cat

his name was bill

he caught our budgie on the window sill

one holy day

one sunday morn

left only feathers on our back lawn

oh no bill

you can't do that

you silly pussy

you stupid cat

so we took him down

our family pet

and we left his balls with the family vet

well the very next day he packed his bags

left all his penthouse and playboy mags

how could we do it to the family vet

go and leave his balls with the family vet

well we get no postcards

no telephone calls

he's out in the bush somewhere

with no balls

and he's obsessed with sweet revenge

so he eats our parrots and our fairy wrens

yes he's mortified and we all regret

that we left his balls with the family vet

yes he's mortified and we all regret

that we left his balls with the family vet

how he's highly sought by the feral choir

for his new found talent to sing much higher

has no more time for female friends

only parrots and fairy wrens

no sense of humor

ex-family pet

he's still angry

he's still upset

it still hurts

he can't forget

that we left his balls with the family vet

yes he's mortified and we all regret

that we left his balls with the family vet

yes he's mortified and we all regret

that we left his balls with the family vet