billy webb's lament

alright tonight we got top entertainer tim west country a.k.a billy webb!

bill son

what's been going on in town centre tonight?

well loadsa you been havin' loadsa booze

but mainly

you havn't been fuckin' having loadsa booze might you wanna *slur* have

what other things have you been up to tonight? have you been disco dancing in the rave scene of zaaaanzibars?

no. dink. right? fucking fuck off. drink. drink. fucking drink. right? drink? that's what i'm about like!

yeah i've had loads!

is it mainly drink?

yeah fuc' yeava listen

fuckin' drink you'll piss your 'art into the ground drink

as fuck

billy